clancypants

A lie that is told for no conceivable reason. The lie itself is plausible but ultimately unproveable. It disappears as quickly as it is uttered under its own inconsequence.

Derives from the apocryphal tale that author Tom Clancy was unliked as a child and taunted with the nickname "Clancypants."

Origin: "Did you know that as a child they used to call him Clancypants?"

by JimSteel January 7, 2005

candy pants

A GUY that is so sweet it makes girls want to eat his pants

damn candy pants i just want to take your sweet ass home and munch on your sweet ass!!! ;-)

by Freaque nique April 14, 2009

CandyCanesForU

The meaning of being a true sigma male

yesterday I was a real CandyCanesForU

by SimonApple25 November 14, 2021

candy pants

someone with a rather large ass.

Want to dance candy pants?

by candy pants August 16, 2006

Sandypants

meaning a person who consistently has sand in their vagina. meaning they bitch about anything and everything even if bitching is unnecessary.

hey look at Ruben being a sandypants

by FIJI_Brother March 10, 2008

Kandypants

Arguably the best holy paladin in the world. Kandypants can be found on the US-Reckoning BG. Don't bother trying to communicate with him, you will be ignored.

Kandypants: Anybody want some free candy?

Leopold: Oh, Pick Me! Pick Me!

Kandypants: Alright, get into my candy van!

by mouseturner January 18, 2010

Candy pants

Someone snobby and self centred, who thinks that they’re better than anyone else.

Person 1 : “Do you know John?”
Person 2: “Yeah… he’s such a candy pants!”

by ronmark1 May 11, 2022