candidate

A candidate is the prospective recipient of an award or honor or a person seeking or being considered for some kind of position.

A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting.
Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants.

Sarah Palin
Bob: Dude you OK?

You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box

Bob: Candidate? For what?

You: Poop of the Year
by Redeye Knight July 22, 2009
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candid

when u take a picture of someone eating something creamy
no way he’s eating cum. wait this is a great time for a candid

no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid
by balec December 24, 2021
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candidate

Someone who you think might be worthy of dating. Usually just a really hot chick who'd you think you'd like to get to know and see if you want to date her. If after you get to know them a little, and you still think they are a candidate - thats pretty damn rare and u better think bout getting a ring =P
See that one over there? The one by the orange ruffy, yeah. She's a candidate!

Damn son, that chick I been dating really is a candidate, omg.
by the Marz June 29, 2006
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Candide

To be silence.

To not talk.
Please be candide.

OMG! That girl is soo cadide, we won't talk to me.
by golden_peanut November 26, 2009
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fake candid

Picture that appears to be candid, but is actually posed.

Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.
"Her instagram is full of fake candid pics!"
by deacon frost November 24, 2014
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the Crime Candidate

An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.
Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2023
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candid selfie

A selfie (photograph taken of oneself) made to look like it was taken while the subject had no idea they were being photographed.
Nice candid selfie profile pic!
by csh425 May 13, 2014
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