A candidate is the prospective recipient of an award or honor or a person seeking or being considered for some kind of position.
A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting.
Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants.
Sarah Palin
A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting.
Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants.
Sarah Palin
Bob: Dude you OK?
You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box
Bob: Candidate? For what?
You: Poop of the Year
You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box
Bob: Candidate? For what?
You: Poop of the Year
by Redeye Knight July 22, 2009
no way he’s eating cum. wait this is a great time for a candid
no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid
no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid
by balec December 24, 2021
Someone who you think might be worthy of dating. Usually just a really hot chick who'd you think you'd like to get to know and see if you want to date her. If after you get to know them a little, and you still think they are a candidate - thats pretty damn rare and u better think bout getting a ring =P
See that one over there? The one by the orange ruffy, yeah. She's a candidate!
Damn son, that chick I been dating really is a candidate, omg.
Damn son, that chick I been dating really is a candidate, omg.
by the Marz June 29, 2006
by golden_peanut November 26, 2009
Picture that appears to be candid, but is actually posed.
Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.
Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.
by deacon frost November 24, 2014
An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.
Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2023
A selfie (photograph taken of oneself) made to look like it was taken while the subject had no idea they were being photographed.
Nice candid selfie profile pic!
by csh425 May 13, 2014