Canceropolis

A work environment that not only makes you unhealthy, it destroys your career and future opportunities because you were associated with it.

Jack went on sick leave because of the toxic environment at the start-up where he was working.

That place was a total canceropolis because when he got better, the company and all the seed money was gone, and nobody would hire him because it was assumed he was partly to blame, when of course, he wasn't...

by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015

cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

salty cantelope

what spaull produces when rosie palms comes to town

Spaull's blue balls contain so much salty cantelope that he can ejaculate 5 feet.

by apt 3A June 7, 2004

Cantelope

A term for a woman who can't find her own man to marry that she insists on pursuing and/or taking someone elses.

~Hey what she up to?
Chasing Tim.
~Isn't he Summers boyfriend?
Yeah.
~Oh she's a fucking Cantelope!
Such a slut.

by getmyshovel January 19, 2010

Cantelope

The 2017 definition of Netflix and chill

I asked Patrick if he wanted to come over and cantelope while his man was away

by Michael P RED DEVIL April 6, 2017

cancerlled

When someone's life is cancelled by cancer, whether it be real physical cancer, or media content.

"Oh gross I have liver cancer. Guess my life is cancerlled"

"omg did you see what that politician said about issue thingymabob, today is CANCERLLED"

by IAMTHECAKE March 5, 2019

Canelope

It’s like a cantaloupe but if you try hard enough, you can-elope. (eeeyyyyyyy)

“I would be with you, but I cantelope”

“Well if you keep practicing, soon you canelope”

by Matchachacha November 5, 2021