Cancerlope 

Someone who is a very dramatic person. Usually male although they may seem like an actual woman. He’s actually pretty cool though. He tends to act retarded and often causes problems because he is so clumsy. They often make fun of people but don’t we all. A cancerlope may fall off of things such as moving golf carts.

Grants not a grantalope he’s a cancerlope Paps!

Cancerlope by Ur a thot July 28, 2018

Cantelope 

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.

Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour

Cantelope by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

Cantelope Breath 

When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass.

Bobby - "Bro, you have fucking cantelope breath"
Lenny - "fuck off"

Cantelope Breath by booblips1236 October 29, 2012

cancerlord 

An extremely toxic individual, to the point of them actually being a disease.

"That squeaker on cod is such a cancerlord".

cancerlord by jesuslord August 12, 2017

cantelope 

a fruit that is only good for fucking

me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist

cantelope by hpkid March 2, 2005

Canelope 

The fruit names cantaloupe and muskmelon are used somewhat interchangeably. What is generally called cantaloupe in the west is really a muskmelon, characterized by a webbed surface. Cantaloupes have a smooth and lumpy skin with deep ridges. Cantaloupes were cultivated in Egypt's Nile valley as early as 2000 B.C.

Did you know that cantaloupes and melons are in the same gourd family as squashes and cucumbers. Most melons have similar structure to winter squash with thick flesh and inner seed-filled midsection. The difference between melons and squashes is very simply, it's the way that they are used. Squashes are considered vegetables, while cantaloupe melon is fruit, with sweet and juicy flavor.

canelope

Canelope by bobor October 17, 2010

cantelopes 

huge or abnormally large breasts. usually is a good thing to have these on a girl

damn, that ho had some cantelopes on her!

cantelopes by djro May 18, 2006