canadian bacon 

forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close

I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon

canadian bacon by dev0 June 1, 2004

Canadian bacon 

Hard as a Motherfucker

aka H.A.M.

Kanye: where u wanna eat jigga?
Jay-Z: waffle house. we goin canadian bacon.

Canadian bacon by Soo Doh Nim June 9, 2011

Canadian Bacon 

The best fucking thing ever

Me:I FUCKING <3 CB(CANADIAN BACON)

Canadian Bacon by SDI Clover April 15, 2010

canadian bacon 

same thing as regular bacon, just made in those fresh smelling canadian factories!

Here at Uncle Jimmy's Canadian Bacon Farm we dip our meat in a pot of air fresheners, cellulite, and THC to preserve our great Uncle Jimmy taste.

canadian bacon by Big Daddy A May 19, 2009

Canadian Bacon 

When your in the 69 position and the bitch shits on ur face

Bro i was so not expecting that Canadian Bacon but i took it like a champ.

Canadian Bacon by Dave Star March 1, 2003

canadian bacon 

When one inserts their penis into a foreman grill, (the small grills that close like waffle maker) fries it until it resembles canadian bacon, and forces someone into eating it.

Rob: Dude i heard Bob gave Samantha canadian bacon!

Tyler: Man that's nasty why would someone do that to themselves?

canadian bacon by wordswemakewhenskating July 29, 2011

Canadian Bacon 

A Canadian Sugar Daddy

Aye, check out the Canadian Bacon and BWAC hangin' out with those blazing sewage falcons.

Canadian Bacon by Swollen Ostrich August 16, 2003