Calmageddon

World peace brought about by pacifist administrations of east and west occupying office simultaneously

A state of Calmageddon would be as catastrophic to defense industry billionaires as the biblical Armageddon would be to the rest of humanity

by will6691 September 4, 2017

carmageddon

A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.

I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was carmageddon!

by Douche_Crew November 18, 2010

Cummage

When you have huge ejaculation and the force of your cum causes damage to something in the house

I was banging Maria last night and as I blew my load sideways over her tits my cum knocked the photo frame off her bedside table – caused some serious cummage

by Cumm dumpa July 24, 2013

Worsal cummage

When cum dries in the hair to make it stick out like Worsal's straw wig.

Pulled it out of her mouth and jazzed in her barnet. Ten minutes later she looked like Worsal Cummage.

by Tigermoff October 21, 2019

cummage

Referring to a female who seems like, or can, make you cum within 30 seconds.

Bro, that girl is so hot she has some serious cummage. When i got in bed with her i knew she had cummage as soon as i saw her naked.

by SpazzMazz February 24, 2011

Carmageddon

What the median of all major Pennsylvania highways look like during and after a major snow storm.

Did you see 279 during the storm last night?? So many people were off the road, it was like carmageddon!

by MedicMommy February 27, 2010

carmageddon

carmageddon, n., a major crash involving lots of cars strewn along the highway.

The pile-up on the interstate looked like carmageddon.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009