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Cambridge, Ohio 

A boring place made up of lots of old people, but does have its fair share of young people. There's absolutely nothing to do here, most of the young people look forward to getting their drivers license so they can actually go somewhere. People who aren't old enough for their license walk everywhere. And lots of people in the middle and high school that can't find anything to do smoke weed and get drunk.
Me (A bored Cambridge, Ohio kid): "Hey, how are you and your boyfriend?"

My friend (Another bored Cambridge, Ohio kid): "Not good, he's been out drinking and getting high with his friends."

Me: "Well it is Cambridge."
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cambridge high school

A magical school where brothers and sisters from Milton and Alpharetta come together and turn up. Lax bros think they're the shit and always get busted with MIP's or underage drinking. Dr Principal is one of the trillest niggas, he need mad respect. Athletic coach the dude all girls think it hot, he chill, but he aint know what to do but show kids movies for "education" teachers otherwise are young and some are pretty hot. The hallways are always crowded and parking lots are full or jeeps and trucks. The struggle is having a spot in the back.
Yo I go to Cambridge High school in Milton Georgia, not England.

Cambridge, US 

Cambridge is the best place in the world: home of Harvard University, Harvard Square, and some really creepy people. It is the home of Ben Affleck, and other celebrities. Cambridge is just the best place EVER.
Dude A, "Wow! Did you see that Cambridge, US?"
Dude B, "I know, Dude! It was the best city EVER!!"
Cambridge, US by Dialoo March 26, 2011

Cambridge Latin Course 

A series of Latin textbooks that are popular in high schools. You will never guess where Caecilius is!
Cambridge Latin Course, every 2 pages: Caecilius est in horto.

People's Republic of Cambridge 

An independent state just north of Boston, with two universities and one way of waging war: writing nasty notes and putting them on people's windshields. Has enough organic grocery stores, indie bookshops, and other college-town fripperies to satisfy an army of Sartre-reading undergrads.
Newbie: Why do they call this place the People's Republic of Cambridge?
Native: Because more people voted for Nader than Bush in 2000.

Cambridgeite 1: You wanna go down to Bread & Circus and pick up some pine nuts and kale?
Cambridgeite 2: But that's really out of my way, I was planning to head down to Harvard Books. If only we had public transportation we could solve this problem.
Cambridgeite 1: What do you think this is, New York? I am so sticking a note on your car for your thought crimes.