Cambridge University

A sound uni where we don't tolerate state school scum

The guy who wrote the above definition is a cunt who did not go to Cambridge University

by Tino November 24, 2004

Cambridge University

Second best university in the world, following Harvard. Second best university in the United Kingdom, trailing Oxford. And forever will it be second best.

Boyfriend: You're beautiful. Very beautiful. But I'm looking for a Harvard, you know?
Girlfriend: Excuse me!?
Boyfriend: You see, you're just a Cambridge.
Girlfriend: Cambridge -- Cambridge University?
Boyfriend: Yeah. You see, Britney is an Oxford. You're just not there yet.

by revolting elitist January 31, 2010

cambridge university

A university where the top students go to drink, party and lose their virginity,

Cambridge University: What grades did you get?
Student: AAAA
Cambridge University: Ok are you still a virgin?
Student: Yes
Cambridge University: Ok then you're in. dont worry you'll pop your cherry with a nice organ scholar soon enough!

by deano2007 May 2, 2007

Cambridge University of Neutron Technology

A really funny fake university. See also Sam Houston Institute of Technology.

I went to Cambridge University of Neutron Technology and I still remember the day I graduated from CUNT University.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

cambridge university netball team

It an acronym for cunt. It's like you are calling them a cunt

You play for the Cambridge University Netball team

Fuck off you gay Cunt

by OWWWP August 1, 2018