catastrophy

When a relationship that should have got going, is hindered by a bizarre situation.

The predominant character hopefully plucks up the guts to ask the other one out to sort out problems and start again.

Also when a cyber relationship develops as a result of all the above.

Katy and Ken's relationship became a catastrophy as it was momentarily fucked up by confusion - took a while, but catastrophy healed and things got going good...

by The Mamma with the Quan December 10, 2007

calastrophe

A combination of catastrophe and calamity, a true disaster.

I dropped my ice cream cone, what a calastrophe!

by Gab the potato December 5, 2019

calorophyte

a plant that can resist a hot climate and hence grow in that climate; xerophyte.

Desert plants are calorophytes.

by uttam maharjan September 15, 2010

calastrophy

A hoe that doesn’t give head or have sex

Mehn ur girlfriend is a calastrophy

by Dicklicker400 May 19, 2018

Cacastrophy

A situation in where you accidently crap yourself and end up in some serious shit

Man I almost crapped my pants, that would have been a cacastrophy

by BOOPBOOM June 4, 2018

catstrophy

An event in which a cat(s) act out in a weird manner.

I walked in my room at suddenly saw a catstrophy, my cat was yurkin his stuffed animal.

by Theo Daniel February 13, 2021

Clostrophobic Homeosis

Fear of being surrounded by gay people

Aiden has Clostrophobic Homeosis he feels he will die when around gay people

by gamerjuice138 May 1, 2021