Jim Bob Nut Calamity

The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.

David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.

by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008

Calamity

Ka•la•mi•ty ~ Unfelt love from both sides.

1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.

2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.

3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.

by jesus stylinson July 19, 2014

calamity

A disaster that happened that lead to fighting a big monster by a princess and a hero

Calamity Gonan in legend of Zelda: botw

by Princess Zelda February 10, 2021

clamity

An awful event regarding one or more bivalve molluscs.

For a shellfish-lover, not having access to said tasty delicacies would indeed be a major clamity.

by QuacksO May 28, 2021

calamity trio

a group of 3 girls from a TV show called Amphibia.
THEY ARE HELLA AWESOME

and have anime powers from the 3 stones from the calamity fox

me: do you know the calamity trio?

person: YEAH! they are so cool!

by Nat 20 BABYYYYYYYY <3 January 2, 2023

Calamity

A word commonly used to make crappy, low effort Mario parodies using SMW sprites.

Mario's Power-Up Calamity

by MayKannoUrbanDiction October 5, 2020

calamity James

The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans

England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?

by black flag June 27, 2004