cellularpath

someone who sadistically destroys phones one after the other, either by accident or purpose.

"My name is margot, and im a cellularpath"

...."hi margot"

by margotgee27 November 24, 2010

cellular faux

(n.) a social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.

When Peggy saw the bum approaching, she flipped open her LG and began laughing incessantly as though someone had told a joke on the other end of the line. Still penniless, the bum's plan was thwarted by cellular faux.

by evil little monkey July 27, 2005

Calculatrix

noun.

A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.

Jude: "I thought my boyfriend Art was normal, but these days he's freaky and wants me to be a calculatrix in bed!

by Luc Samatas September 23, 2009

cellular drift

When someone is texting or playing with their cell phone while walking very, very slowly and not paying attention to their surroundings. Cellular drifters tend to weave erratically on the sidewalk making it difficult to pass them.

person 1: "What took you so long?"
person 2: "Sorry, I'm late. The girl walking in front of me was cellular drifting and I couldn't get past her."

by kyeshe October 14, 2009

cellular telephone

an ancient device used by the Natives as a sundial to keep track of time.

Jack:I used the cellular telephone to determine the time. It was 10:30 P.M

Jill: Its 4:30 P.M u moron

Nigahiga: he was off by about 6 hours.

by lunchboxes4life September 30, 2011

Sicilian calculator

Slang for a gun. Usually a shotgun. Calculator because it only subtracts.

Tony found out that John was an FBI informant, so he paid him a visit with his Sicilian calculator.

by blackrazr November 2, 2006

Calculating bitch

A deceive woman that is very good at playing mind games.

Damn calculating bitch.... She set me up

by Stan0033 May 6, 2018