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allegory

1. A story used to make a statement or convey a specific meaning. Its setting, characters, and symbols can be interpreted as either figurative or literal.

2. The opposite of a georggebushy.
The Lord of the Rings is believed by many to be an allegory.

The idea of an environmentalist owning a private jet seems like a bit of an allegory to me.
by JoHa841 February 23, 2008
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whats your favorite porn category

the question that i ask everyone, and it got my crush to hate me...
Me: hey whats your favorite porn category

My crush: WHAT!?
by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021
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Out-of-category

The expression used when something / someone cannot be categorised within a ranked category due to its awesomeness. Can also be abbreviated as OOC.
That car is out-of-category fast!", "That chick is out-of-category hot!
by Boemelaar November 9, 2010
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Ball Category

Testicles come in few shapes, more sizes and even more levels of maintenance and cleanliness. Balls have been arranged into categories by people who care about what they put in their mouths. They are defined as follows

Category 1- The creme de la creme of bollocks. Tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.

Category 2- Trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. A slight smell of sweat is OK, terrible smell will shunt you down to category 4.

Category 3- Untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the 'fro.

Category 4- Scrotum appears to have space for at least 4 more testicles, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and ignorant of all hair removal methods.

Category 5- Alien nards. Something weird or horrifying, like an extra one, or ropey veins all over.
Oh no, I won't be sleeping with Jeff again. He was lurking in ball category 4!
by MagickDio August 20, 2010
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Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm

1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.

2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.

Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!

2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.

Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.

Person A: Jesus.
by Freissner January 2, 2009
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category

n. A cat that has been runover, shot, or experienced something that would make it's innards become outtards.
That category didn't see that truck clipping along.
by dextrophan August 1, 2006
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Milk Category

The Milk Category or Anal Milk Category, is an expanse of the human psyche in which the most rampantly fucked up, confuckulated, heavily-medicated, coked-up, what the fuck were you thinkin, holy-motherfucking-shit, and get the fuck outta my face with that shit- thoughts are banished after being spawned from the inner depths of the human soul.

Common subjects usually assigned to the Milk Category are violent beatings, prison rapings, belligerent homosexual ass fucking, skeet, and strangely uncomfortable fucked up and/or confuckulated statements in general.
1) Get the FUCK outta my face with that shit! That's goin in the Milk Category!

2)Why is the Hippo Ass Raping the Hemi in my Dodge Ram 4x4?!!.....Milk...Milk....Milk....
by Dhat Nhu Shyt November 4, 2007
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