Calingate

v. to swear profusely

- other forms include: n. calingation; adj. calingated

I used to calingate so much that I had to begin saying 'fsf' so that people would be slightly less offended

by kwil January 18, 2009

calibrate

To find calibre the (caliber) of; correlate readings of (instrument etc) with a standard or commonly accepted value.

I calibrated my HF reciever with the 10.0000 MHz WWV/WWVB frequency standard.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 26, 2003

caliprate

Using calipers to confirm the dimensions of a finished product.

I need to caliprate this piston head, make sure it's in spec.

by Hephy June 9, 2015

Calicate

Adjective: experiencing pain, weakness, or nausea through lack of chocolate.

I ate chocolate for breakfast because my belly was too calicate.

by Christopher Junior Bus March 6, 2011

calibrate

to be hott;to cause an orgasm//sexual eruption

dayum, that picture calibrates me to a whole new level

by el enn June 25, 2008

The Califate

The wave of Californians moving to other states, comparing the interstate immigrants to an invasion because of their disruptive force on the local inhabitants of their destination.
A pun on Caliphate, the form of government of the first Muslim countries that were known to be very good invaders in the historic spread of Islam across Eurasia and Africa.

"The Califate is invading, rent went up in my area again."

by Rubin82 February 6, 2022

calibrate

To change something.

I calibrated my controller....NERP!

by TMA_V12Viper February 22, 2003