Calum Hood

The most unappreciated member of 5SOS. He's the bassist in the band- and the one who writes the most songs but isn't given enough credit. Probably the most logical and most intelligent person of the four-piece. Has ethereal melanin and needs to be protected at all costs. Isn't treated with respect and is mostly ignored, but loves the fans immensely no matter what. Likes to make people laugh and is all around a genuinely great person to be around.

Michael Clifford is whipped by Calum Hood.

by saudadeskies July 17, 2016

Calculus

Sorcery devised by Isaac Newton, one of the most prestigious and powerful sorcerers in the world.

The degree of a Calculus major higher than a Ph.D is a Doctorate of Sorcery (S.d)

When you need help in Calculus class you should look to your Sorcerer's Assistant for help.

by CalcS.d March 19, 2011

Tensor Calculus

Dysphemism, to have sex.

Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.

by Kitsune Of Doom November 29, 2006

Calcutta Meat Pie

Giving a rim job to a leper.

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.

by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009

calculusly

sneakingly, strategically, hidden agenda

She calculusly volunteered to do the shorter drive on Saturday so that her friend would have to do the longer drive the next day.

by Franjenn Thunder December 4, 2018

Calculus

legalized torture

The prisoners at Guantanamo Bay were subject to Calculus.

Subjecting people to Calculus should be considered a crime against humanity.

by nousernameidea October 3, 2013

Callum’s corner

British nonce Hunter
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head

Dav alright this Callum’s corner man is well funny with us no no noncesence song

by Little-willyy August 14, 2018