Caillou

Caillou is a little bald head ass dickhead that i used to watch when i was young asf. Caillou was on the OG Network Treehouse and Teletoon all that shit if he wasn’t i don’t even know it was a long ass damn time i watched this circle head shit. According to my calculations wtf am i saying i just searched this dumb shit on Google Wikipedia this little boy is 4 years old. And you maybe Caillou lovers are probably like why are you insulting Caillou, What did he to do you, Why are you mean to him and that bs. This dude is a straight up whiner i don’t know if i typed that right but you know what i mean this guy whines about every single shit let me tell you what i mean. I’m actually not gonna tell y’all what episode and what season cause as i said it’s been a long time i didn’t watch this dumb shit but i remember what happend and i’m sure you will too. Ok, he was in the bathroom playing with his toys i think then his dad walked in he told him something about "We’re not going to the circus today, we are going tomorrow". Probably it wasn’t the circus it was maybe the Theaters or the zoo i don’t know, he said that then this mf kid starts crying like a baby i mean like he said tomorrow he didn’t say in 1 week or in 1 month or in 1 year, he said tomorrow and then started crying like a little bitch. My point is that when i have kids i won’t make them watch that ridiculous dumb ass bs.

Mother: Do you wanna watch Caillou?
Baby: Who is that bald guy?

by TSM_AK February 1, 2018

Caillou

If brain cancer was a TV show for kids, this would be it.

It is with a heavy heart that we announce the passing of Your Sanity after its three-minute long battle with Caillou.

by bassistheplace246 July 18, 2018

CAILLOU

A LITTLE SHIT THAT ALWAYS GOES AROUND SAYING 'MOMMY I WANT THIS' OR'DADDY TAKE ME TO TDA CIRCUS OR ILL RAPE YA'. ALSO HE HAS CANCER AND HIS PARENTS AND ROSIE PUT UP WITH HIS SHIT CUZ THEY KNOW THAT THEY`LL SOON BE THREE. THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT LIKE HIM ARE... OH. IT SEEMS THAT NO ONE LIKES HIM. HE CALLS HIS TANTRUMS 'WHEN HES HAD ENOUGH' BUT REALLY ITS 'WHEN HES BEING A DOUCHE'. ALSO, HE HAS A WHINY VOICE AND AN UGLY BODY CUZ EVEN HIS BODY KNOWS HE DOESN`T DESERVE TO HAVE BASIC HUMAN FEATURES.

OMG ITS CAILLOU! IF YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU HAVEN`Y BOUGHT HIM A PRESENT, HELL SCREAM AND KICK AND FORCE YOU TO PAY 100$ TO BUY SHIT!

by Frak67854 June 28, 2018

Caileen

Gaelic name for "Beautiful Girl." Cai is the term for beauty that is both physical and spiritual, unlike álainn, which just means physical beauty. Leen means little girl or small child.

In Irish folklore, the name Caileen has been used to represent a girl who is greatly unaware of her own worth. She is beautiful and kind but unaware of it, often helping and befriending people of a "lesser status".

Eric: If I ask her out, do you think she'll say yes?
Bri: It's Caileen we're talking about! She'll probably say yes and be shocked why you would even want to go out with her!
Eric: Are you kidding me? She's beautiful.
Bri: Try telling her that...

by happy2help13 March 28, 2013

Caillou

A little piece of flaming slowly dying SHIT i mean why tf would anybody watch this SHIT

Person1: Hi caillou

Caillou: *SCREAMS* ITS NOT HI ITS HELLO WTF

by KentuckyFriedDwarf July 20, 2018

Caillou

A loud child that I want to smack in the face. He throws fits over EVERY DAMN THING IN THE WORLD and never gets discipline. His parents just comply. A bad role model for kids. Not the worst show ever but pretty bad (why did I like that show when I was little)

Caillou: mommy can I have candy

Mommy: no caillou

caillou: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY GODDAMN CANDY MOMMY GIVE ME MY CANDY WHAAAAAAAAA
Mommy: okay just one chocolate bar though

And that is what happens in Caillou

by a fallen star xxx June 1, 2020

Caitlin

Irish name for pure which definitely true. Caitlin’s are the most innocent, most pure beings and just so kind. They are so beautiful and adorable and very intelligent, especially when it comes to reading people. Caitlin’s are very observant and like to keep to themselves unless they like you. They are really creative and would love to have a job in the arts(music, acting, or even a YouTube channel). They are loving and protective of they’re friends and loved ones and will do anything for them. Be careful if you make them mad because they can rages can be lethal (but they always feel bad afterwards cause they would never want to intentionally hurt someone). They are usually quite shy at first but once you get to know them they really open up to you. They will try to hide most of their feelings but just give them a little push or a hug and they’ll truely open their heart. They are the strongest girls ever, not just physically but mentally also. They tend to be very empathetic and can put themselves into another’s position easily. They also tend to push away others in fear that they would be left alone. Make sure you make them feel loved and reassure them that they are okay. They usually take longer to fall in love but when they do, that person is very must be very special and oh so lucky. If you are friends with a Caitlin, make sure to keep them close and give them lots of hugs even when they say they don’t need it. They are truely the best friends/girlfriends you could ask for

Person1: hey. You know that girl? The shy one?
Person2: no not really. She seems really nice though. She must be a Caitlin.

by Jackyh April 21, 2019