Caelen

orange

caelen is very orange because she spray tans

by batmansolos6163 November 20, 2023

Caelen the giant

He is an aggresive giant who does not feel pain and is very strong...
don't mess with him and even if you are his friend he will hit you with a powerful slap...

Naruto: I Was Beaten By Caelen the giant
Dob:Started at the grocery store now i own the grocery store
Caelen Kills Both

by ironpenguin333 October 19, 2018

The Caelen Effect

A phenomenon where one girl walks into a room and makes all the other girls look not as pretty

Jack: dude, all these girls in here are sooo hot this party is lit
Alex: bro wait. Did you see Caelen? She's right there causing the Caelen effect.
Jack: damn, all these girls look mid now compared to her.

by Jackb604 December 7, 2023

The Calendar Option

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

calentada

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules

That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up

by Wickedspic December 9, 2018

caelesti

A hacker group founded by offshoots of g00ns.net
Founded in late 2010 by a girl going by the moniker "Athena," the caelesti hack accounts of users on various forum sites and facebook, ddos & hijack websites and post personal information of targeted users; sometimes going as far as to shut down computers and even force people to commit suicide on camchat websites such as tinychat & chat roulette.
They have a hashtag notification system which they use to contact others from different sites. Many of the members go by names of Greek gods. Many of them stay fairly undercover, making sure rarely to use their real names, however it has been speculated that several of the members are affiliated with LulzSec. Their theme song is "Me and My Goons" by Plies.

Robert: "How did Michelle die?"
John: "The caelesti ruined her life and made her kill herself on cam."
Robert: "Those are some mean motherfuckers."

by Kyle Brovlovski October 30, 2011

Caelyn

A tall, beautiful girl, with gorgeous eyes. Caelyn is the funniest person you will ever meet, she loves movies and time with friends, she gets very passionate about the things and people she values most, when you meet her she seems shy but once you get to know her she never stops talking, anybody would be so so lucky to know a caelyn, let alone be friends with one.

My friend Caelyn and I are a power duo

by Carly and Erin supporter December 18, 2017