caddywhompus

crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards and sideways

After the car ran over the bicycle, the wheels were all caddywhompus.

by DSW January 13, 2006

caddywompus

askew, crooked, not quite right.

the car is caddy wompus, its parked over the lines on both sides.

by Ashley Pinney March 31, 2005

Cattywompous

All Messed Up, In Disarray, A Mess

After the amateur got into his computer, the wiring was all cattywompous

by Spyguy September 14, 2004

catywompus

1: Southern term for not being organized.

2: across the street kitty corner.

1: My sons room is all catywompus.

2: I live catywompus from the five-n-dime

by LazyOverLord March 28, 2005

caddywhompus

Something that is all out of wack, crooked, off centered, or not lined up correctly.

Trisha tossed Keith on the ground and kicked him in the ribs. When Keith unearthed his swollen body from the dirt, his shirt was all caddywhompus.

by E-Skillit July 11, 2005

caddywompus

describes a person, place, or thing which is functioning or performing poorly and not at full potential; with a person this may mean being clumsy or forgetting things uncharacteristically; this word might be used to describe anyone displaying uncharacteristic behavior socially or physically; this word is generally not meant in a derogatory way when directed to the person being described, but may be used to describe someone's actions (even one's own actions) so that the person be made aware of the fact that he or she is not performing tasks very well and/or to suggest he or she should fix the problem; outside the presence of the person described or when referring to a place or thing this word is usually meant in a more derogatory sense; with places and things this usually refers to some deficiency that needs attention

"Look at me.. I am all caddywompus today; let me get some coffee first and I'll straighten up."
"You seem caddywompus this morning; rough night?"
"Yea, I guess she was so caddywompus she drove right into the telephone pole."
"This town is caddywompus as hell...NO BARS?!?"
"That controller is all caddywompus now and cuts out since I spilled liquor on the analog stick."

by Baby J[ebus] August 21, 2009

cattywompus

topsy-turvy; weird

I ate those mushrooms and now I feel all cattywompus.

by Shelly April 18, 2004