cable 

A character on Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 that n00bs use so they can do Viper Beam 5 million times in a row.

cable by dj gs68 September 25, 2003

Cable 

A religion that believes in masturbation, stoners, sex before marriage etc. Wanna become part of it? There, now you are, no church, no money needed, no hassle, just go with the holidays like jerk off a horse day.

Karen: christianity will always accept you if you try to wash yourself from your sins!
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself

Cable by Cable-priest May 13, 2019

cable 

extremely thick and long cocaine lines

line me up a cable yo!

cable by asdf December 7, 2003

cable 

Something you pay $50 to get 60 extra channels you don't get. You might watch only 2-3 of the extra channels. So you basicly pay $25-$17 a month for the channels you are watching. Also used to get internet. Little kids, ussualy thow fits if they don't have it. You're better off without it.

1. I get 90 channels on my T.V!
2. I only watch ESPN
3. I have cable internet it's so fast!
4. Little kid: Boo Hoo :bawls: I :gulp: don't get :cries: cable :bawls:

cable by tviswasteful May 21, 2005

cable 

usually a word used by rich people or by jealouse poor people

i have unlimited cable and i am better than all those poor people over there with their dial up

cable by D'Arcy (i am soo not Irish) May 28, 2003

cable 

better than 56k faster for downloading porn!!!

Little kids under 18 with no life wanking their dick to porn. AKA Rebirth

cable by Jason July 28, 2004

cable 

A crappy means of watching television, which gives you extra channels, although none are important and no one watches them, save for people who do nothing but watch TV, not even go online. It also costs far too much, considering the fact that it's not even that great.

Cable television is eating my bank account! I'm switching to satellite TV!

cable by Enn August 8, 2006