curtains 

Objects that are not only window decorations, but are also used for entertainment, or "hooking" yourslef.

"Wow, Berta, those are some dandy curtains! you can accidently hook them, if you want to!"

curtains by AVictimOfCreepery June 29, 2011

curtains 

when something is over,dying

If u fuck wit me its gonna be curtains.

curtains by Big Al May 4, 2004

curtains 

your vagina cheeks

girl#1...omg i just had sex for the first time it was amazing!

girl#2...gurl wat choo doing????ur wayyy to young to be letting those curtains open. you'll be one of those teenmoms.

curtains by solk January 22, 2012

curtains 

you care about someone who is depressed. like you see all this beauty in them but they chase you away for suggesting positivity.

they live out a persona online they wish they could be in real life. but depression is a thing. they need help.

good morning, lovely. may i open the curtains. lets grab a ball and go outside maybe?

curtains by Krkič October 25, 2019

Curtains 

A code word for a skirt, with a flowery pattern, that looks like it should be hanging in the front room of your grans front room.

"I want that skirt!"
"No you don't, it looks like the pair of curtains that my gran owns. If you buy it, I will mock you"

Curtains by JustEllen May 3, 2009

curtains 

A piece of dangly fabricy things to be hanged over windows, invented by women so that men wouldn't walk naked in front of windows.

"Honey, does the glass make my dick look big?"

"That's it, I'm getting curtains".

curtains by Vitaliy October 3, 2004

curtains 

Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

curtains by ian January 21, 2004