cuntifery

heinous fuckery most foul - used as a collective noun for the selfish, petty, nasty actions committed by a person, usually a narcissistic.

Divorce was a given after his latest display of cuntifery.

by bluerinse666! February 17, 2015

cunticles

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cuntathon

When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.

1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife is always a cuntathon.

by pfc. Snowball March 25, 2009

centithread

An online discussion containing one hundred or more messages (by analogy to "centipede"). See thread.

There was a centithread today when the chef asked what type of food should be served in the new cafeteria.

by EllenS September 9, 2008

Cuntimus Prime

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.

fuck you cuntimus prime

by vagina-tron3000 August 2, 2009

cuntiglycemia

Describes a condition when low blood sugar or hypoglycemia causes a person to become cuntlike.

My girlfriend was being a real bitch, then I realized she had cuntiglycemia so I gave her a soda and she was fine.

by rrrickj August 27, 2009

Cuntimeter

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.

Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"

by DudeA December 7, 2009