cuntapotus

(Noun) idiot president of the USA

The actions of Trump define him as a cuntapotus

by Possumoutside November 28, 2017

cuntasorusrex

you want to be rude to someone without being to harsh, then simply go for 'cuntasorusrex' simply means they are a c*nt which should have been destroyed with the rest of the dinosaurs.

"see that man over there, hes a massive cuntasorusrex"

by jaxk freeman January 26, 2021

cuntaloupe

A person that is a cunt and a fruit at the same time.

Adjective

Alex stfu you cuntaloupe.

by Tamefaility February 28, 2017

cuntaloupus

The batch of cunts who hang out in large groups

Sumumma cuntaloupus

by Cuntaloupus0713 January 1, 2017

Cuntaloupe

Someone who is a "rude ass" and smells like a dirty cunt and rotten cantaloupe. Cuntaloupes tend to like rotten fruit and their breathes smell like dirty vagina.

"Hey what's up man?"
"Nothing much wh... What the fuck is that smell?"
"I just finished eating fruit salad with my girlfriend after I ate her out."
"Nigguh... You're a cuntaloupe!" Here's a Tic-Tac."

by Oranjuhlo March 13, 2015

Cuntaloupe

A lukewarm cantaloupe intended for pleasing a lonely person...let your imagination wander......

I did not have sexual intercourse with my date last night, so I got with my "Cuntaloupe" instead... (pelvic thrust)

by austinrobinandrew August 6, 2011

cuntaloupe

A mixture of cunt + cantaloupe when you're angry at a friend but you don't want to seem rude so you say it's an autocorrect.

"cuntaloupe"
"What did you just call me?"
"lol sorry autocorrect i meant we need cantaloupes for the party"
"Oh aight no probs"

by fuegosenpai February 10, 2018