A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.
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They have a fantastic perspective towards life. They are very creative and think out of the box. They are not afraid of anything life throws at them.
They are very influential leaders and makes you want to follow them. Extremely considerate about others feeling. Sometimes the lie so they won’t hurt you and end up you more. Capable of guiding people and finding way out of the most difficult situations. You name a problem, they got a practical solution for it. They have a strong presence. No one can ignore them. Their likability is incomparable. They sometimes find it difficult to say No to others.
They are interested in playing and watching sports.
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