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A word used to describe a guy that takes ab selfies, practices incest, and says he can beat the shit out of anyone despite never being in a fight before.
Person 1: Hey Christian over there fucked his cousin and got her pregnant. When I asked him about it he said he would beat my ass.

Person 2: He's never even been in a fight!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's such a CTM
CTM by theBOZ February 4, 2015
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CTM stands for Chuckle to myself. Used when the joke your friend made is not LOL-worthy because you didn't actually really laugh out loud.
Friend: Did you see what she was wearing?
Friend 2: CTM, she looks like a clown.

Friend:Dude, what religion is my religion?
Friend 2: CTM, are you drunk?
CTM by k12k23s11 November 17, 2011
chuckle to myself. Because sometimes you don't really lol (laugh out loud) it is more like a chuckle to myself...CTM
Tre: this semester is going to be long and hard

Danny: that's what she said

Tre: ctm
CTM by Tre Stewart February 9, 2009
CTM, or "Chuckling To Myself" is the new LOL. Typically, one is not laughing "OL" (out loud) when it's typed, so it's been revised for situations with more subtle humor...or less funny jokes.
Here is how CTM would be used in a sentence.

SD: That crazy landlord came upstairs again! I think he has a drinking problem.

IN: CTM
CTM by IsaacN January 6, 2006
sick and tied of how LOL is over used?
simply use CTM (Chuckles To Myself) insted :)
just saw a granny fall over in the ice CTM
CTM by SPUDN1K December 24, 2010
Chuckling To Myself. LOL is overused. What percentage of people actually laugh out loud when they write LOL. CTM is a more honest usage of the popular IM phrase.
mybestfriend: Dude, check out this video: http//somelink/semiFunnyVideo

me: CTM

mybestfriend: yeah, kinda lame
CTM by Blaster_boy October 26, 2009