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CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course
A waste of time curriculum provided to high schools in California provided by the CSU, meant to torture high school students taking honors and AP classes.
Consists of endless units, each based on one theme usually comprised of several articles. These articles are each accompanied by a 10-page thick list of "activities" that are the most repetitive shit in the world. They ask the same damn question ten times, phrased ten different ways, Sometimes, even more than that.
All meant to get college-bound students to begin analyzing nonfiction texts at a college level. But all it is is a waste of time. Most boring shit EVER.
It puts the "anal" in analysis.
Consists of endless units, each based on one theme usually comprised of several articles. These articles are each accompanied by a 10-page thick list of "activities" that are the most repetitive shit in the world. They ask the same damn question ten times, phrased ten different ways, Sometimes, even more than that.
All meant to get college-bound students to begin analyzing nonfiction texts at a college level. But all it is is a waste of time. Most boring shit EVER.
It puts the "anal" in analysis.
From actual CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course packet:
Activity 12:
"What are two major assertions the author makes in this essay?"
"What does the author want us to believe?"
"What is the writer's purpose?"
Real life reactions from high school students:
Honors English 2 student" I hate this packet!
AP Language & Comp junior: I hate this packet!
AP Lang & Comp senior: I hate this packet! Guess what? IT DOESN'T GO AWAY.
Activity 12:
"What are two major assertions the author makes in this essay?"
"What does the author want us to believe?"
"What is the writer's purpose?"
Real life reactions from high school students:
Honors English 2 student" I hate this packet!
AP Language & Comp junior: I hate this packet!
AP Lang & Comp senior: I hate this packet! Guess what? IT DOESN'T GO AWAY.
CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course by APEnglishJunior November 13, 2011
CSU Ram
Anybody who is loyal to Colorado State University.
ie) Students, alumni, parents, staff/faculty, etc.
ie) Students, alumni, parents, staff/faculty, etc.
CSU Ram by Eastcoastvibe September 17, 2013
CSU Sacramento
A soul-sucking, government run institution of "higher learning" in the cradle of Sacramento where nepotism rules, critical thinking is stifled, and dreams go to die.
The campus police are ticket Nazis and don't enforce real offenses, and the main purpose of the university is to churn out the next generation of gov-bots to go work in California state government and keep the liberal bureaucracy thriving.
The campus police are ticket Nazis and don't enforce real offenses, and the main purpose of the university is to churn out the next generation of gov-bots to go work in California state government and keep the liberal bureaucracy thriving.
John: I put in applications for UC Davis, Berkeley, and Stanford. You?
Jacob: CSU Sacramento
John: .....sorry, man. Low GPA?
Jacob: CSU Sacramento
John: .....sorry, man. Low GPA?
CSU Sacramento by Skywalker_77 June 29, 2014
CSUSM
California State University San Marcos (Cal State San Marcos) is a mid sized public university in northern San Diego county.
Ten reasons to attend CSUSM:
10. Seaside reef
9. Cardiff
8. San Elijo
7. Swamis
6. D-street
5. Grandview
4. Tamarack
3. Oceanside Pier
2. San Onofre
1. Trestles
Ten reasons to attend CSUSM:
10. Seaside reef
9. Cardiff
8. San Elijo
7. Swamis
6. D-street
5. Grandview
4. Tamarack
3. Oceanside Pier
2. San Onofre
1. Trestles
CSUSM by Holden Howard September 13, 2012