crumpet

1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"

1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.

by dero-licked December 16, 2004

Crumpets

An exclamation used instead of a curse word. (i.e. Crap, Dammit, etc.)

Sandra: Oh crumpets! i dropped my phone in the toilet!

by whatdidshejustsay? October 24, 2010

crumpet

Refers to a womans vagina

She had a sweet dripping crumpet.

by crumpetboy October 19, 2004

crumpet

Never ever to be confused with a Muffin

Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!

by unknown January 18, 2005

crumpeting

driving in the left side of the road in a way to mock British people

Freddy: Were you the one crumpeting on the news?
Person 2: Yeah, I hate British people.

by anonymous December 7, 2021

crumpeting

driving on the left side of the road to mock the British

Freddy: Have you guys been crumpeting recently?
Connor: Yes, I ran over 12 children.
Hunter: Me too, but they were milfs.

by WaterNotWet November 27, 2021

Crumpets

A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.

Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!

by cheesygrins February 16, 2010