crotch crickets 

crabs or crotch critters that creep around your crotch. Something that u need to look out for before you get all up on or in someone elses crotch

wow, that bitch wanted me to eat her vertical bacon sandwich and it was infested with crotch crickets

crotch crickets by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007

Crotch Crickets 

Bugs in your underwear
crabs

Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.

Crotch Crickets by Rab Dog July 27, 2004

Crotch Crickets 

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

Crotch Crickets by i have a fake name December 9, 2010

Crotch Crickets 

They are pubic lice.

Man that smut I picked up in Atlantic City gave me a batch of "Crotch Crickets".

Crotch Crickets by Timothy Keith Metz May 25, 2006

crotch crickets 

"The Family"

He had a rather large "family" on board.

crotch crickets by RGB May 7, 2003

Crotch Crickets 

The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.

"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."

Crotch Crickets by RandomVCadditions August 6, 2017

Crotch Crickets 

When a woman rubs her legs together in close proximity to someone she is attracted to, to hint that she is aroused. (Like a cricket does to attract a mate)

Look at that girl rubbing her legs together. She has the crotch crickets for sure.

Crotch Crickets by 0hotm0mma0 November 10, 2022