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cows lick 

a point in someones hair, usually on the fringe which is permently up. It is impossible to put down even with gel.
eric: man your hair is a state
ian: its not my fault i was born with this cows lick
cows lick by D G FELLA January 9, 2009

cows moosic 

literally the best place to go for music tutorials. she is a guitar tutorial youtuber.
"Yo cows moosic just posted, i can be happy with life now"
cows moosic by the 360 September 3, 2022

cows cock 

An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.
I don't give a cow's cock what that bitch wants!
cows cock by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Cows Cunt 

Santa Cruz "CC" Mountain Bike
I was pedaling the cows cunt hard up a hill and it was bobbing up and down more than a poorly supported pair of boobs when running. I could tell he was riding a cows cunt from a distance by the riding position and the amount it was bobbing.

cows fly 

the act of multiple bovines suspended in mid-air or in mid-air motion. used as a way to compare with something seemingly impossible or unpermitted by authorities.
A: hey, do you think your parents will let us borrow the car so we could drive halfway across the country to see that adults-only Metalheadz concert? B: Yes they will...and cows fly.
cows fly by Spritaek April 26, 2011

Cows Minge 

Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.
A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.
Cows Minge by Carrie66 June 26, 2018
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