Count

A instigator of drama, conflict, and anything that is pure in gamming today, also a coward who is to afraid to fight on equal terms with anyone and makes excuses for everyone, plz ban, block, and remove all contact hes involved in, including all game servers.

hey look its the count x'D!!!! what a loser

by =Count= October 16, 2018

Count

The number of people you have slept with

He fucked her just to get his count up.

by QueenFrostine2 August 8, 2016

count

misproninciation of "cunt"

She been scratchin' her count.

by John R. December 9, 2003

Count

Then get counting science-bitch!

Hym "If the studies don't already exist... Do the fucking studies then! Get a head-count of who's doing all the fucking, get a dick measurement, and acknowledge the the fact that you conflate FUCKING and RELATIONSHIPS for the sake of your argument. Because the studies that there ARE show that for 'short term mating selection' it's <6. That's who's having all the short term success. Stop bring up RELATIONSHIPS. Nobody give a fuck about a relationship. And I don't need evidence if 'I have reasons that justify the proposition.' Do the study! Get a count of who's having all the sex. Get a dick measurement. Get a count of the woman who have a preference their selection is based upon. And then experience being wrong."

by Hym Iam October 8, 2023

Count Lucio

A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".

"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."

P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."

by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019

count crackula

A derogatory term referring to someone in charge of a small crew of drug runners.

Look, there goes count crackula and his wanna be's!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

Count me in for next year!

A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.

The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.

Mich: You going to Vegas this year?

Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!

Mich: *eye roll*

by moraleboatanchor January 21, 2013