Cotch

1. Noun: A place where one can recline

2. Adjective: Describing something as a cotch means it seems comfortable and capable of being cotched in.

3. Verb: To cotch. To recline, to relax or chill out in comfort.

1. There's a decent cotch round the corner, I discovered it myself.

2. Your double bed is quite a cotch.

3. I'm knackered man, let's cotch over there.

by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

cotch

to relax

'do you wanna play some ball?'
'nah man i just wanna cotch'

by Mini Monty June 6, 2003

Cotch

sit down or relax

"not cumin out man im cotchin"

by Paddy September 28, 2003

cotching

the art of sitting in your room all day doing activies such as looking on youtube, wanking, pissing in your sink and generaly wasting your life away, something that gary loves to do.

Daz : What are you doing gary?
Gary : Cotching.
Daz : Oh.

by Darryl Barkwill April 3, 2009

Cotch

to relax, sit or sleep. from the french "se coucher".

I was cotching at home last night

by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003

cotch

also a good place to sit.

"this is a damn good cotch.. someone bil up"

by ga December 17, 2003

cotch

Regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."

I lost a lot of respect for her when I met her cotch boyfriend.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006