Plum convinced

Convinced without a doubt (Midwestern term)

Jack was plum convinced he could hit the ball out of the park

by Ravandeath January 22, 2020

Covincel

When you're single and so afraid of getting Covid you don't bang anyone

Person 1:"Hey you haven't gotten laid in a while, what's up?"
Person 2:"I'm just too scared of catching Covid it's not worth it"
Person 1:"Damn, you're a Covincel"

by AlicePalace January 28, 2021

convincing shit

When the shit brew is convincing enough to make you think it’ll be quick and painless but turns out it was bluffing.

(2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.

Jim: hey Larry, why were you in the bathroom for so long?

Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.

by Fried Fattie October 7, 2023

Convinced

When you con Vince but in past tense

Hym "Well I'm convinced"

Iam "What? Convinced of what?"

Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?"

Iam "What do you mean?"

Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough."

Iam "What's your point?"

Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be."

Iam "So..."

Hym "So, they've only left us one option."

Iam "Which is?"

Hym "The only thing they understand."

Iam "...Punishment?"

Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs.

Iam "...They don't understand..."

Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2022

convience

A retarded way to spell 'convenience' made up by a fatneek also known as KSI.

Person 1: "Isn't convenience spelled 'convience'?"
Person 2: "How dumb are you, little monkey brain?"

by Berrrrry123 April 25, 2021

convience store

A small store which has a lot of candy and other junk food. It also has coffee and other caffine filled beverages. some of them have bathrooms which are dirty as shit and smell worse. A lot of them are next to gas stations so you get sucked in to the store and buy a shit load of candy when you see it. The most famous probably being 7 11 but a lot are just one-of-a-kind stores which are basically the same as 7 11. They are also targeted for crime like shop lifting or a simple cash register robbery.

guy 1: I went into a convience store the other day went to the shitty bathroom, bought too much candy and when i was almost out the door some guy robbed the cash register

guy 2: who are you?

by someguy292 October 25, 2010

convincion

to convince; the act of convincing; the nounish form of convince

I used convincion on Tom to give me money.

Convincion was used on the teacher, resulting in the cancellation of a quiz.

by Roger Y December 28, 2007