Comey 

when you're so depressed you're convinced everybody hates you and you're doing everything wrong

FBI Director Comey is himself, worthless.

Comey by anonymous May 9, 2017

comey 

A gitl who is beautiful, caring, Amazing at saxaphone. Yes that is you coemey from sjl

you are such a Comey

comey by your.secret.admirer August 17, 2019

Comey Shake 

When you are forced to greet some one who you know is an absolute turd but are compelled to greet them. Like taking a big bight a stinking shit sand which -Usually in a formal or official setting.

I had to greet my ex wife's husband at my daughter 's graduation. Knowing that he is a turd on several levels , and wantes to be as cordial as possible I extended my hand out for a COMEY SHAKE from a safe distance , but got pulled in.

Comey Shake by #42KO May 18, 2017

Comey-ed 

Having the rug pulled out from under you so fast that you do an aerial 360.

Jenn totally comey-ed James so fast his eyes are still vibrating. crush destroyhumiliate burn embarrass cut cut offretribution destroy

Comey-ed by d3clark May 10, 2017

Comey Gate 

A Trump screw up

Trump once again is in a Comey Gate.

Comey Gate by Pimpes Cupington May 14, 2017

Comey Memo 

Contemporaneous notes or emails drafted immediately after a one-on-one conversation or meeting with an untrustworthy person who you expect will later lie about what was said in that conversation, and which are stored for future reference, to be possibly used at trial or in other official proceedings.

Holy shit! The boss just asked me to do some shady, unethical things. I need to send a 'Comey memo' to myself in case they later try to throw me under the bus for following through.

Comey Memo by Zayander November 18, 2019

Comey'd 

When someone brings up a subject that was a problem they had with you in the past which you thought was settled, like Comey did with Hillary.

Me: Bro, can you believe she brought that up again after all these months?
Friend: Dude, she Comey'd you!

Comey'd by Ned Hendershot May 9, 2017