comeuppance

When a guy pulls out for a facial, but has a strong vertical finish a little early and hits himself in his own face.

She hated getting a squirt in the face, but thoroughly enjoyed his comeuppance.

by ninjaneere July 31, 2021

comeuppance

The "finding out" part of "fuck around and find out".

The bike thief got his comeuppance when they bike owner tracked him down using an AirTag.

by jjonthespecialk May 21, 2024

sword of comeuppance

Your willy , filth stick , penis

Dave was pissing Rich off so he smacked him round the face with his veiny “ sword of comeuppance “

by Blue waffle troubadour September 18, 2023

ghetto comeuppance

Fuck With The Hood, And You Get Your Comeuppance. If you fuck around with everyone in a hood/ghetto like place, Everyone from the hood collectively will come and jump you. i. e. Your Comeuppance.

“David! Send help! All these guys are chasing me!”

“What’s going on?”

“I messed with the guys at midtown and-“

“Yeah no. That’s just your Ghetto Comeuppance.”

by 46754568833467785432257 September 23, 2023