Skip to main content

Coleslaw 

One of the most nastiest shit I put in my mouth
Friend: Hey I got some catfish and some coleslaw you want some.

Me: Who the fuck likes coleslaw?

Coleslaw 

I know I'm married to Cindy, but I just can't get enough coleslaw from Sheila.
Coleslaw by mamma12 March 30, 2009

Coleslaw 

Something that older people eat to punish themselves for living so long
My 80 year old granny's favourite food is coleslaw. She must hate herself
Coleslaw by Madeleine Milan April 5, 2016

Coleslaw 

Another name for the side chick
Girl, you are his coleslaw!
Coleslaw by Teejaye Deloach April 21, 2017

coleslaw 

The other white treat, excellent with Sausage, Pickles and Beer or wine.

Coleslaw can be made of green or any combination green/red cabbage. Done properly it's fucking delicious.

Some coleslaw can be made with wine, such as weinkraut (wine cabbage), or if you're cheap, dunk it in beer.

Contrary to the other two definitions it has nothing to do with the definers' mothers' unkept genitalia.

Coleslaw is actually a solid version of an energy drink, it'll fill you up, it'll provide the "gas" needed to fuel you inner God.

That way you can be the fury you always wanted.

Besides that it'really great with the right spices, just beware you bowels afterward.

Ciao
Me: Fuck yeah! Coleslaw!
You: Oh crap! I'm about to get all French , but since you were kind enough to provide that delicious coleslaw I'll go
and fart in someone else's general direction.
Me: We've got the power...I'm glad I'm armed...

coleslaw 

Something that is not considered especially intriguing. It piques no particular interest. It's just there.

The theory:

You order some fried chicken from KFC and you get a side of coleslaw...even though you didn't ask for it. It's not hurting nor helping the meal any. Yet again, it's just there.
That movie was coleslaw.

The date went okay, I don't know, coleslaw.
coleslaw by Muthafucka I'm Ill July 24, 2009