code brown

The moment you realize that precious time is a wasting before you poop yourself.

I was in a meeting and suddenly code brown arose, needless to say I ran to the bathroom like a sprinter and made a fast and furious platter of brownies.

by humphreyj January 15, 2009

Code Brown

The code given by patrol officers to explain why they are speeding to the precinct with lights and siren on in order to get to a toilet before they shit themselves.

Operator show me en route to the precinct code brown.

by Beaner 1 December 04, 2017

code brown

*the deuce/#2 being "unflushable" in a toilet

(Person quickly leaving the restroom after finding a plugged 2)"Code brown,code brown, now who's turn is it." (to clean it up)

by steve31 January 15, 2008

Code brown

I took my girlfriend out for dinner last night,
I had too much Spivey food.
When we got home.
I was in the bathroom all night with a code brown

I had a code brown after eating spicy food last night

by Thenry November 25, 2022

Code Brown

Intending to pass gas, but defecating in one's underpants instead.

Oops, he ran to the men's room 'cause I think he's got a Code Brown in progress!

by ~Bloopenguin~ January 03, 2007

CODe brown

The predicament faced when desperate for a shit but reluctant to down weapons and forfeit a COD deathmatch.

Stuart: "Ah wis huvin a major CODe brown but I wisnae gonna let Jamie down."

by ka22a November 14, 2009

Code Brown

A code used in hospitals for a toxic spill. It is not used for feces, even though that is what everyone else is saying.

A voice came over the speaker, saying, "Code brown on floor 3. Code brown on floor 3. I reckon it was a hazard spill, as I am a resident cardiothorastic surgeon.

by Real_Definitions† March 19, 2020