by PsychoChik69 December 10, 2016
by A Lonely Trashcan April 10, 2017
by disturbed_succubus March 28, 2005
by Matt April 21, 2003
When you have rough sex with a girl who has major pubic hair, and you wake up the next morning with a rash on your cock.
After the rough sex with the whore last night. cause he can't get any girls without paying them, he woke up with a major cockburn, and an STD but he didn't know that.
by BearMan December 08, 2007
When someone insults you thinking they are the shit and you give them a pipin' hot rebuttal.
Transmasculine 5: Help i can't shrink my breasts the right way
Purple tiesexual 6: Yur gonna need to git gudder kiddo
Helioptiilesaurasexualoid 69: were is that cis gender scum?
Transmasculine 5: Help i can't shrink my breasts the right way
Purple tiesexual 6: Yur gonna need to git gudder kiddo
Helioptiilesaurasexualoid 69: were is that cis gender scum?
Guy 1: I wish I could go to the store.
Guy 2: You know who else wishes you they could go to the store?
Guy 1: My dead son?
Guy 2: No, you're mom!
Guy 1: Young man, I demand you recant your harsh words immediately if not sooner. I should be fucking famous after I squandered away my golden years getting railed up the ass by mortars and M60 rounds, and what do I wake up from a coma to? A bunch of sissy faggots with gay piercings posting on a forum made for sluts and shindiggers, let me tell you a thing or two about respect Lad, you and your fudgepacker friends ought to get a grip on reality and give me a big hearty 'thank you' before I plug your rectums with the offal of a swine and slap your nipples with cold cuts.
Guy 3: Oh you you just received a wicked cockburn guy 2.
Guy 2: You know who else wishes you they could go to the store?
Guy 1: My dead son?
Guy 2: No, you're mom!
Guy 1: Young man, I demand you recant your harsh words immediately if not sooner. I should be fucking famous after I squandered away my golden years getting railed up the ass by mortars and M60 rounds, and what do I wake up from a coma to? A bunch of sissy faggots with gay piercings posting on a forum made for sluts and shindiggers, let me tell you a thing or two about respect Lad, you and your fudgepacker friends ought to get a grip on reality and give me a big hearty 'thank you' before I plug your rectums with the offal of a swine and slap your nipples with cold cuts.
Guy 3: Oh you you just received a wicked cockburn guy 2.
by NYCProdigy February 24, 2015
a brilliant modern folk rock singer, guitarist, and songwriter who hails from Canada. He has been awarded the honor of the Order of Canada for his insightful contributions to music. He's been in the business at least since the early 70s. He is a Christian and his faith is reflected in many of his songs, but he never shoves it down the listeners' throats. He has traveled all over the globe, and these travels have provided great inspiration for his songs. His hits include "Waiting for the Lions", "Listen for the Laugh", "The Coldest Night of the Year", "The Trouble With Normal", "(And They) Call It Democracy", "If a Tree Falls" and of course, "(If I Had A) Rocket Launcher", which is about the Guatemala civil war where the first person declares if he had a rocket launcher he would retaliate, would not hesitate, and "some son-of-a-bitch would die".
I saw Bruce Cockburn in concert in a club in Columbus, Ohio in early 1999. Me and some other fans met him in the parking lot and talked with him for a while. He was very nice, very cool, very polite and he would gladly autograph anything you had. He autographed my ticket stub. A real intelligent and cool dude.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 20, 2007