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The verb cock slap (pronounced: kOk slæp), means to slap something with your cock (penis), etc. the head of a person!
Victim: Hey dude could you cock slap the caps lock for me? All my fingers are busy with typing in my hax0rz secrets!

Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*

Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!

Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!
Cock Slap by ChrisO'Neat August 15, 2010
The act of throwing your penis at one's face after the act of a Blow Job
Dude I just cummed in her mouth, took the fucker out and Cock Slapped that bitch.
Cock Slap by Zac James June 1, 2004
The shaming of an intoxicated indevidual. The victim must be passed out or held down (only in extreme cases) another indevidual procedes to repeatedly hit the other indevidual in the face with his penis. The result usualy ends in the victim claiming that the other is a homosexual. A simple comback to this is........
Well maybe so but the fact still remains........You got cock slapped.
cock slap by pippy longfstockings September 9, 2006
LMAO, you got 360 cock slapped XDDDD
cock slap by ayy lmao XD September 3, 2016
When a soldier in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II kill someone with a Knife.
I am going to cock slap him. I must sneak up on him and stab him, he is "cockslapped!"
cock slap by njt0900 February 14, 2010
hey wanna shut the fuck up bitch or i will cock slap you so hard
cock slap by tickdick December 3, 2014