she acts like a cock monkey around me
by C-Hris May 26, 2004
Stupid drivers who cut you off, fail to use a turn signal, go 20 miles under the speed limit, and/or go 20 miles over the speed limit. Then they give you dirty looks and/or yell at you like it was your fault they were born a natural moron.
These Texas drivers are a bunch of cock monkeys.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.
by wulfy May 19, 2007
A person of dubious ancestral background (i.e. closer to Neanderthal than is entirely comfortable) who sets themselves low standards and consistently fails to achieve them.
by Spank Wangler March 12, 2008
The person that does work generally of a non-intellectual type.
Window-washing, painting, cleaning of all sorts, demolition via saws, etc.
Window-washing, painting, cleaning of all sorts, demolition via saws, etc.
by IHC2007 August 05, 2007
one who is acting like a dick yet resembling a monkey or could also mean someone that is needing the cock and is acting like a monkey to get it and embarrasing your ass in front of one or more people. at times people have confused a cock monkey for a mongolian ass pirate but there is a big difference, cockmonkeys attack the front.
by wontonballs July 04, 2007
A term of endearment often used to refer to a person or object. Cock Monkey can carry a negative connotation as well, but is often used to show affection towards one another. A cock monkey is ofter a hairy sexy beast.
Last night while cuddling with him, I rubbed my hands through his chest hair. I love my little cock monkey!
by cockmonkey February 18, 2012
1. A person whom when see's or touches cock, starts acting like a horny monkey, making monkey sounds and jumping around
2. A blatent and proud homosexual, or complete faggot
2. A blatent and proud homosexual, or complete faggot
1. My brother is a goddamn cock monkey, he really loves cock.
2. I went to prison and became someones cock monkey.
2. I went to prison and became someones cock monkey.
by Shit Forest November 28, 2006