COAD

Abbreviation for "choke on a dick"

"Give me my money."
"Coad. No wait you already did."

by NemoSmith September 25, 2009

coaldale

A small rural town east of Lethbridge that is so boring. It does have a fewgay people tho

Jim: "Hi I'm Jim!"
Old man on scooter: "Hi Jim! Welcome to Coaldale!"

by DenseCabbage November 30, 2019

COAD Sun glasses

COAD sun glasses a.k.a Centre of Attention Disorder sun glasses.
Glasses worn by people when they are trying to be inconspicuous, the glasses however make them the centre of attention, as the glasses usually worn are the big type that try to conceal something, usually a black eye.

BJ Cartlidge: Dude why are you wearing COAD sun glasses?
Quasim: Got punched man, black eye is a pain.
BJ Cartlidge: Fuck the glasses man, wear the black eye proud.
Quasim: Nah, I need COAD sun glasses.

by KazZ! April 27, 2010

coardo

coardo its a saying in romania use to describe whores

"Give me my money bitch"
"Give me my money coardo"

by chiefgelu May 12, 2021

Coaf

Cock Of A Fiend, commonly known as the most horrid of all derogatory terms, and insults. Being branded as a coaf is usually life threatening in nature (90% fatal) being known as a cock of a fiend is quite possibly worse than going to hell.

"Don't make me fucking do it man.... i dont want to have to go to far with this..."
"Don't say it man....please....i dont deserve it..."
"nah fuck that shit, your a fucking coaf you hear me? OI FUCK YOU COAF"

by Reid & Jono December 31, 2007

coaf

A slang term describing thick and excessive amounts of vaginal pubic hair.

When having intercourse with that fine maiden, it took hours just to get through all her coaf.

by Ari S. November 26, 2006

coffdart

Shorthand for saying "coffee and cigarettes" (as "dart" is a term commonly used to describe cigarettes in Australia).

"Hey, lets go for a coffdart. I'm totally ceebzed with work". Alternatively: "Feel like a coffdart?"

by Obiter December 5, 2013