clothing sex

Where two people have intercourse, but keep the clothes on. Kind of what you see in the movies, where an actress is stimulating passionate sex with a co-star but she has her bra on.

Monica and Johnny are very conservative, so instead of taking off all there clothes, they have clothing sex.

by NOT Oreilly March 29, 2008

Clothing Swap

When having an impromptu sleepover at a buddies house, the act of taking a pair of your friend's clothes to wear the next day, then leaving him with your dirty laundry. A higher form of this is actually persuading the friend to forget about his clothes, therefore technically stealing them.

pat: thanks for the Clothing Swap man, you left all your dirty clothes at my house, my mom just washed everything.

jon: oh word. (i still have all of his clothes, i hope he forgets about them...)

by Proko August 8, 2010

Clothing Recon

Short for Clothing Reconstruction, recon is the practice of cutting, sewing, ripping, painting or altering pieces of clothing into something else.

I Clothing Recon-ed 3 of my t-shirts into a skirt!

by WittyJules January 23, 2009

Clothing porn

The act of logging onto a designer/brand website and filling your shopping basket with every item of clothing you see that you like just to see how much money it would cost if money was no object. Similar in respects to food porn in that it just involves looking at different clothes and drooling because your wardrobe is disgustingly empty.

A student looks at clothing porn because he has no clean clothes to wear in real life.

by thesoundofbitchesfighting August 30, 2011

Clothing Drive

When two parties swap articles of clothing while driving

I almost ran a red light while having a clothing drive last night.

by Tippy212 July 4, 2016

Clothing Tennis

The act of two persons continuously leaving articles of clothing, jewelry or other personal items at the other person's residence, with the intention of collecting the item or asking for the items return in order to see that person again.

We've been seeing each other often as there is an intense game of clothing tennis taking place

by RandomPostingGuyZA March 15, 2019

Clothing Hanger

a gender, usually found in feminist and katy parry

You:"Oh Wasup Girl?" Clothing Hanger "The fuck did you just call me?! I am a Hanger!' YOU: "excuse me but..." Hanger "I WILL NOT HESITATE BITCH"

by What is my life any more> August 29, 2018