Claudio

If you ever meet a Claudio, you are screwed and blessed at the same time. If he pays attention to you, the likelihood is that you will be smacked by random objects, including but not limited to a fan, his sunglasses, or whatever he is holding at the moment. He has a certain inclination towards floral shirts, pinstriped pajama resembling pants, and purple socks. He can be very nice, but if you invoke his rage through lack of en dehors, then get ready to be ignored.

1. Claudio: WHERE IS THE EN DEHORS. THIS IS VAGANOVA. VA-GA-NO-VA.

2. Person 1: Claudio ignored me today in class

Person 2: oof same
3. Claudio (for no apparent reason) : SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!

Claudio by chopstickchild September 7, 2019

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*Typical "Italian-fantasy-guy" name
*The first love that some girl met in an art museum in Italy when she was 16. Follows him around the world via e-mails to meet agin 4 years later in New York like in the movie "An Affair to Remember"...only without the crippled legs.
*also see; "Fabio"...twin brother with Typical "Italian-fantasy-guy" name.

crystal~"oh, that's a picture of Claudio". Heidi~"wow, he's hot...does he have a brother?" Crystal~"Yeah, his name is Fabio" Heidi~"I wanna go to Italy!"

claudio by Crystal May 19, 2004

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Claudio is the one in the group that generates the biggest ruckus only to call 5 minutes before hand to cancel because he/she is "chilling" or "kickin it." Claudios are also known as the new flakes

Eric was invited to the baby shower 6 months ago, but he just called and pulled a “Claudio”.

Claudio by Word21 November 1, 2019