clags

cunts + slags = clags

Look at those girls over there, they're all a bunch of fucking clags!

by Aron :D November 26, 2007

clag

a mix of the words "cunt" and "slag" = clag. it can be used as a joke towards friends or siblings, but if used in a serious context it would most likely come off weird.

person 1: "shut up, you clag"
person 2: "you're the clag!"

by stantwice555 December 4, 2022

Clag

Clag is the a northern word used in place of punch and hit. is used generally after alcohol consumption and usually when in the wrong!

He is such a cheeky fucker he is, am gonna have to clag him if he doesn't watch his gob, like!

by John Christal December 9, 2008

clag

Verb, to clag: to stick one object to another.

Are you going to clag a new sign on the door?

by David Palmer May 30, 2005

Clagging

The act of ejaculating on your partners stomach and pressing your stomach against theirs marking a glue like substance between the two bodies.

My partner and I share a connection through clagging.

by Clagmaster June 14, 2017

clag

A slang adjective for a glob of snot from one's nose as it bares resemblance to Ausssie brand Clag glue.

Someone would say "I'm just getting over my cold and I have been blowing clags and clags of snot out of my nose all day"

by The Typical Aussie Bloke June 5, 2009

clag

the ladder-guy friend of a girl you are attracted to who constantly hangs around her, proceeding to cock block you every chance he gets.

he sticks to her like fucking clag, what a cock block.

by JL678 July 1, 2010