clackwaggler

Mobile phone user (invariably female) given to inane, loud conversations with other (invariably female) users during which the phrases "Yeah" "I know" and "Did he?" will be uttered metronomically. When not talking on the phone, clackwagglers will be texting. When not texting they can be observed gripping their phones tightly, scanning them every 15 seconds waiting for them to ring.
(British English)

I boarded the 18.23 train and moved to the quiet car only to be surrounded by a bunch of irritating clackwagglers.

by Wordsmithz May 25, 2006

Chacka Oofka

Chacka Oofka is the son of Adam Perkins, (best known for his vine "stop saying i look like chicken little) Chacka Oofka is the best name to name your child. if you are named this, you will be superior to all others. Chacka Oofka is immortal. He will never die. Chacka is smart, beautiful, and talented. He also knows God.

"hi my name's ChAcKa OoFkA and my dad knows God!" vine reference

by valntyne October 6, 2018

crackaback

Average Joe. People from the USA, regardless of skin color. All races or cultures that claim there from the USA or America. People that speak english, from the USA. Similar to cracker but this includes all races. Similar to muffinback. Average people.

He's not from Columbia or Germany he's from the usa. Oh he's a good old boy. Yeah he's a crackaback. Can a crackaback get a beer in here. Crackaback please.

by karteler July 19, 2014

Clickety-clack

Just another word for clickety clackety; that is making noise through typing on a computer keyboard.

Darren: Two tickets to Denver, Colorado please!
Norah (Flight Agent): *clickety-clack*. No problem sir. I found a flight. You're all booked!

* * *

Kelly: Could you please find out how many PTOs I have left this year?
Katherine (H.R. Agent): Sure thing! *clickety-clack* It says here you got one week left.

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Jason: *clickety-clack* The Sword of Shannara! That's the first book in the Shannara series.
Laura: What about the author's other series about the lawyer who becomes a king?
Jason: *clickety-clack* The Magic Kingdom of Landover. Here, take the keyboard. The library search engine is quite easy to use. What is yet another series by that same author?
Laura: *clickety-clack* The Word and the Void.

by OffBeatDrummer November 23, 2020

crackachino

Crackachino is a drink (yes that stupid white people buy) but it isn't from starbucks.

its is one part of each:

baileys

Kaluah
vodka
151 (rum) (maybe a dash extra)
coffee

shaken and strained into a small rocks glass or a LARGE shot glass. You shouldn't really be able to taste too much liquor as the coffee supresses it.

Give me a round of 30 crackachinos

by they guy who buys them October 22, 2013

Clackamas Claw

Female hairstyle popularized by disgraced former figure skater Tonya Harding, characterized by bangs shellacked with hairspray that stick straight out from the forehead before arching downward, like eagle talons. The hair is frequently over-bleached (fried), with substantial dark roots.

Named after a semi-rural lower-middle class suburb of Portland, Oregon, frequently referred to as "Crack-a-my-ass", the style is mostly sported by skanky meth-skinny pickup truck drivers.

I was slumming it at Clackamas Town Center, and this mall rat cowgirl waitress at Claim Jumper almost put my eye out with her Clackamas Claw when she bent over to serve me my rotisserie chicken.

by PDXS March 28, 2010

crackaback

Average Joe. People from the USA, regardless of skin color. All races or cultures that claim there from the USA or America. People that speak english, from the USA. Similar to cracker but this includes all races. Similar to muffinback. Average people.

He's not from Columbia or Germany he's from the usa. Oh he's a good old boy. Yeah he's a crackaback. Can a crackaback get a beer in here. Crackaback please

by karteler July 19, 2014