CIS

...CIS - College Information Services
Maintainers of the evil EBS system at a college in Sunny Nunny, UK.
Do not venture into any place callewd 'CIS', you'll probably end up a Window Licker, or a David Evans or a Dan Ross...

...'omg... the desktop has changed colour! it MUST be a problem with EBS... lets keep phoning CIS until they come and fix it. We've tried NCTS, but they don't do anything, what a bunch of Dan Rosses'...

by None of your business April 5, 2005

CIS

Acronym for Character Induced Stupidity. Commonly used in comics or anime/manga when the writer injects ridiculously stupid mistakes that may well be against the established canon of a character's history for the sake of advancing the story.

Ash Ketchum constantly receives CIS by releasing his strongest Pokemons every season and lose to the Pokemon League again and again and again.

by Wild Guest July 13, 2016

CIS

Chuckled in silence, used as a replacement as LOL, cuz who really laughes out loud at a computer? this phrase was started in Macdev Off topic thread by Joehack98

speaker 1: shockers>cyborgs
speaker 2: CIS!

by A Rich November 21, 2006

CIS

CIS (acroymn) Cum In Side

"Yo girl if your good ill CIS ya! "

by Poooppeeee August 17, 2018

CIS

Chuckle Inside

That wasn't LOL funny but I did CIS.

by HUH WEEEEE July 25, 2011

CI

Confidential Informant; Any individual under the direction of a police officer who furnishes information about criminal activity with or without compensation; works under direction of the department; different from other concerned citizens or complainants not working under department direction and not party to the investigation itself.

My CI places you and your homies at the Quickie Mart last night when the shootings occured.

by inane5 February 12, 2005

The CI

Defines Central Illinois. Coined by two private audience improv comics/freestyle rappers known as "My 2 Dads" or "M2D" at Eastern Illinois University in 2001

"hey, you makin' an appearance in the CI this weekend?"

"No, that place sucks, loc."

by fivetimesone May 28, 2008