Christmas Tree

Penetration by a freshly shaved penis (therefore rough like pine needles) or having some sort of diseases (gift that keeps on giving).

I received a Christmas Tree form my boyfriend.

by Banebdeath December 13, 2010

Christmas Tree

A delicious vagina

I was licking my girlfriend's Christmas Tree last night.

by freebjs June 21, 2010

Christmas Tree

When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)

dude i totally got christmas treed last night.

by coheed92 October 18, 2010

Christmas Tree

To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.

"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."

by Prada Glasses June 29, 2008

Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.

If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

christmas tree

A word for the wonderful plant salvia or the process of smoking said plant.

Worker1: "Haha, I bought the best christmas tree ever"
Worker2: "Sweet. Can I come over and 'help you decorate it?'"
Boss: "What's that you're talking about doing?"
Workers: "Nothing sir. Just putting up a christmas tree..."

by Yodia January 21, 2006

christmas tree

When you and a friend are tagging the same broad (one in front, one behind) and you high five each other.

"We totally christmas tree'd that chick last night, eh?"

by jibe July 29, 2006