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Christmas Tree 

I was licking my girlfriend's Christmas Tree last night.
Christmas Tree by freebjs June 21, 2010

Christmas Tree 

When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)
dude i totally got christmas treed last night.
Christmas Tree by coheed92 October 18, 2010

Christmas Tree 

To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.
"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."

Christmas tree 

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.
If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.
Christmas tree by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

christmas tree 

A word for the wonderful plant salvia or the process of smoking said plant.
Worker1: "Haha, I bought the best christmas tree ever"
Worker2: "Sweet. Can I come over and 'help you decorate it?'"
Boss: "What's that you're talking about doing?"
Workers: "Nothing sir. Just putting up a christmas tree..."
christmas tree by Yodia January 21, 2006

christmas tree 

When you and a friend are tagging the same broad (one in front, one behind) and you high five each other.
christmas tree by jibe July 29, 2006