Cesar

Cesar is someone everyone instantly falls in love with. From first glance,he comes off as shy, but once you get to know him, he can make any boring moment fun. Cesar is caring and sweet and never lets you put yourself down, yet puts himself down a lot. He doesn't realize how wonderful he is even when the whole world thinks he's fucking amazing. Cesar lights up every room he walks into instantly making it the happiest place on earth. He doesn't have a clue of a lot of things going on, especially how much people care about him. He's the guy of your dreams, the best friend you wish you had met sooner, the guy you turn to when everything seems to go to shit.Its indescribable how much Cesar means to people and its unfathomable as to why-- Cesar is just Cesar and he's what makes this world go round.

*sees cesar anywhere* oh my god its cesar!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1 *instant life boost*

by ersoolah June 11, 2018

Caesar's Revenge

The monstrous shit you have to take after eating a Hot 'n' Ready from Little Caesar's Pizza. It will feel like your insides are being torn out. Almost everyone who has eaten a Hot 'n' Ready has experienced this curse.

Dan: Man, you took forever in the bathroom today. You die in there?

Max: Yeah. It was a case of Caesar's Revenge.

Dan: I'll be sure to stay away for a few hours.

Max: Good call.

by idiedtoday July 13, 2010

Cesar’s Dad

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.

Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD

by FuckJackie November 28, 2018

Chesapeake Beach

A small town located in Calvert County Maryland. Most of the people you meet are rude and generally just white trash. Chesapeake Beach is famously known for it’s large population of Karens who you can see crying in the Chesapeake Beach Facebook group. Some cry about snow at the end of their driveway while others cry about Urban Dictionary definitions.

I stopped at the Fast Stop in Chesapeake Beach and got harassed for money by a meth addict, what a great place to live.

by ChesapeakeMermaid February 12, 2022

Cesar

A real nigga.

My buddy always has my back no matter what because he's Cesar.

by b_rise June 5, 2019

Chetard

Middle Class teenage "rebels" that wear a t-shirt of someone they don't know; that Che would have shot in two seconds.

Chetard: "Hey check out my "Chay" shirt"

Chetard's friend: "Who is that?"

Chetard: "..."

by asikjbdhgfuhu May 16, 2010

Cesar

Cesar, he’s a person you’ll hear about everywhere and you’ll see him everywhere! He’s talented,handsome & charming! He’s very passionate and SO passionate, he’ll go far to do whatever it takes to make his dreams a reality! People give him shit, but don’t realize he’s going to be a star one day! Cesar is Cesar and nobody will change him for that!

Cesar is popular

by Shaq1188 May 4, 2019