cheeto

Bro i cant believe we have a cheeto as a president
by lilpoptart September 6, 2019
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Cheetos

-Where the fuck are my cheetos?!!!
- Oh God not again!! I don't know where your cheetos are!
-Ok *crash*
-O no not the good china!!
-Where are they? If i dont have my cheetos im gonna die.
-I dont know where they are i swear
-LIAR! *punch*
-ahhh not my hair...oh...god. *breaths*...Fucking stoner
by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE April 19, 2009
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Cheetos

A cheesy snack created by a genius
Fact: cheetos were created by a man who cheated on his wife do to the fact she had ugly toes!
by Hooker247 June 28, 2009
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Cheetos

A cheese-coated fried cornmeal snack that, when coupled with Mountain Dew, forms the bulk of the standard neckbeard diet. Also popular among those afflicted with the munchies.
Paul's keyboard and mouse have been permanently stained an unnatural shade of orange via years of being handled by hands coated in Cheetos residue and, on occasion, jizz mixed with said Cheetos residue.
by Honky Reducer August 1, 2010
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Cheeto

Donald J Trump as if you didn't already know. SHORT FOR Cheeto Benito Mussolini. Nicknamed as such because his orange spray on tan looks like someone smeared cheeto dust all over him.
Cheeto will permanently ruin the country and will go down as the worst USA president in history. He's a fascist, a misogynist, a racist and a narcissist in every sense of the word.
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Cheeto

"Mike, I'm gonna need more Cheetos in this White House."
by Trashbutclass January 7, 2017
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