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Cheeto

a chick that tries to corner a dude into a relationship by offering whatever she can in hopes a dude will bite. But ends up looking like a psyho fool.
Man - that cheeto is stale. throw it away. Aint nobody got time for that
by DaNeenz February 5, 2014
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Look at our cheeto president
by Kdog721 April 20, 2018
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A chip that is either crunchy or puffy. It can also be a human, who has orangish skin and/or looks like a cheeto in general.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Hey, do you know the president, Trump?
Guy 2 (Smart): Who, the cheeto? Yeah, I know him.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Be respectful, hes the president!
Guy 2 (Smart): Who the f*** cares?
Guy 3 (Memer): Oh, the cheeto, the one who replaced the oreo! Hes a meme!

(Sorry for all the stupid people out there that cannot handle a aTrump joke)
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 8, 2018
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1. A very dumb and obnoxious person

2. A common snack food
Dude, isn't Cheeto a jerk!

I'm so hungry, i want some Cheeto's!
by Malcom X12345 April 12, 2009
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ex1 Oh, these Minneapolis protests are going to piss off Cheeto
ex2 Let’s please stop comparing him to Cheetos. I fuckin love Cheetos and Chester Cheetah looks like a badass
by pavlentiy June 7, 2020
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1.cheeto- (chee-toe) n. An orange, crispy snack that gets little orange crispy crumbs all over your fucking fingers. (see: ANNOYING.)

2. A man's penis. In name-disguise. I guess it could be a womans penis, if they have a sex change. ...
1. HEY dude grab me a bag of cheeto's, man. and 500-fucking-paper towels. jeez.

2. Nice cheeto, dude/girl. that must be like, 9-10 inches long!
by SaraNARA April 17, 2006
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A cheeto is another name for Donald Trump
by Collage Humor June 18, 2018
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