Cheese

The essence of the human condition. Cheese is a holy and powerful device of the human psychology that links with politics, economy and most importantly the meaning of life

Man 1: Hey Man!

Man 2: Not to get political or anything

Man 1: What is it?

Man 2: But what the fuck is cheese?

Man 1: C̶̨̧̡̨̧̮̹̝͇̳̻̻̬͎̗̔̃̕h̴͙̼̪͌ę ̟͎̩͕͍͎̊̋̉͋͒̈́̑̾̋̎̕̚ḛ̵̛̤̭̯͇̪͎̱͈̠͓̜͖̝̪̓̎̑̽́͋s ̰̞͍̭̙̯̰̭̖̾̀e ̦̰͆̽̍͌͒̋̾̅̿ ̴̧̘̘̯͇̥̗̬̟͙̬̺̠̀̐̔ͅị ̞̏͘s̵̛̲͎̹̣̜̝͔̻͖͖̺̅̈́̂̀̍̌́͜ ̶̳͓͊̔̊̊̓͒̂͆͛l ̢̪̘̺̫͎͒̃͑̔̈́̈́ͅî̵̱̝̤͙̻̞̦̬͙͛͒͌͛̈́̽͋̑̈̀͑ͅͅf ̨̧̡̫̥̦͎͕̯͕̟̞̞̘̋͐̎́̏̃̈́̒̄̚̚ͅě ̲͎͍̟͍͖̣̗̪̗̩̗̓̚ ̴̡̯̲̜̗͕̅̌̽͑̈̇͘ͅ

by Nsoanaoababshshdvshs December 6, 2020

Cheese It!

To run away from the scene of a crime/what you say when you're running away when you've done something wrong.
Mainly used by Bender in Futurama.

*after playing a prank on the Dean*
Bender: Cheese it!

by Fluffy_the_insane_kitten August 20, 2005

cheesed

pissed, pissed off

damn she she waz cheesed as fuck

by NiGGa July 1, 2004

Cheese

A food you eat when you are hungry at 2 AM

Mom: What are you doing awake? It's 1:00 AM

Me: I'm eating cheese.

Dad: Noice

by HeavenlyCheeseGod January 24, 2021

cheesed

Mad or pissed off about something; really angry.

Person: Yo I lost my fuckin hat and now I'm cheesed

by pharcyd3 January 6, 2006

cheesing

Verb. To smile real big, like the Cheshire Cat. Probably from photography" "Say cheese!"

Look at him over there! Got his little award and just cheesing!

by Besito April 30, 2009

Cheese it!

One of the prevailing slang words of the working class culture of Lower Manhattan in the late 1840s and into the period of the American Civil War. They spoke a unique slang, with phrases such as "Hi-hi," "Lam him" and "Cheese it" all derived from Irish and Cokney slang.

Strong on Music: The New York Music Scene in the Days of George Templeton Strong. Volume I: Resonances, 1838-1849. The University of Chicago Press.
Lawrence, Vera Brodsky (1988).

Cheese it! the cops!!!

by sno raven September 25, 2008