1) A car rebuilt in the Southern California "lowrider" style and immaculately maintained.

2) Any well-kept vehicle (from Cheech and Chong's "Santa Claus and His Old Lady" sketch).

Man, that '64 Dart is a real charp chort!

charp chort by LibertyHiller April 13, 2014

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charp putze

A very tight,virgin-like vagina.

Damn!that girls got a charp putze!

charp putze by Mr.Sailboat August 30, 2008

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charp putze

A very,fresh,tight vagina.

Damn,that virgin has a charp putze!

charp putze by Mr.Sailboat April 29, 2006

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Carpet python

The dick of a couch.

Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.

Carpet python by Skyfire1228 June 16, 2018

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