Cerpers

A tall, green stalker which wants to explode up your ass until you glow.

Cerpers r cum 4 u

by Endergen May 26, 2013

cerpin taxt

A stoned suicide jumper.

There's the cerpin taxt...wait, now he's sitting down on top of the bridge! This will make him easy to catch.

by Twiggi March 9, 2005

cerpitimatic

A body of water close to Nevada.

A way to describe a person who says ow or exclaims some form of a word when hit in the facial area by a fat person with big boobs!

" I went all cerpitimatic when Ut punched me in the face."

by Dishittery September 19, 2007

Cerphaffalum

Noun: A hectic situation that evokes an anxious mental state.

The zombie attack caused a cerphaffalum

by Pneuticater February 14, 2013

cerpiffle

a silent or squeaky fart with little sound that smells awful

"guess what dude!"
"what?"
"_____" totally let out a cerpiffle last night when we were watching a movie and it smelled so bad"

by words u never hear but exist May 14, 2016

cerpy

Well cerpy is another word for creepy that people use *hint* me.

Your a cerpy person.

by knowingisnotnecessary June 26, 2017

cerpuscuious

A descriptive term meaning to love and admire; adj.
Ex:

Her butt is so cerpuscuious!

by Hdjdjdbdnd January 3, 2018