cellphone 

cell phone

cellphone by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Cellphone 

When you have a partial erection, but someone thinks it's a cell phone in your pocket.

"Is that your cellphone?" asked the headmaster. "No, it's my boner," responded Ricky Red Pants.

Cellphone by Ricky Red Pants August 6, 2010

Cellphone 

Something Drakes ex used when she needed his love

You used to call me on my cellphone late night when you need my love

Cellphone by Holographicxflower May 5, 2016

Cellphone 

A motherfucking amazing device that gets your head in the clouds

My cellphone ate me

Cellphone by svefonia March 6, 2017

Cellphone 

Why are you searching the meaning of this when you're using it right now you dumb fuck

Hey this goes for computer users too

Person 1:search"cellphone" while using a cellphone
Person 2:why are you searching cellphone when your using it already
Person 1:so I can read funny definitions on Urban Dictionary

Cellphone by KnockknockComeIn October 22, 2018

Cellphone Tai Chi 

A series of movements one undertakes whilst attempting to find cellphone reception, resulting in an impromptu tai chi-like dance. The Cellphone Tai Chi generally involves the person holding their cellphone in the air while simultaneously walking slowly in circles.

Jiminy: Man, the reception here is really bad.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.

Cellphone Tai Chi by Emily in Australia January 31, 2010

cellphone magnet implants 

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.

After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!

cellphone magnet implants by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019